Dear Groovy Customer,

    No, I'm truly sorry we do not have any Raspberry Keytones...still.  I'm also sorry you caught that slight roll of the eyes when you asked. Thank you for telling me how they REALLY work! And a big thank you for telling me how you make that delish sounding Breakfast Pizza with the crust, a jar of pre-made Alfredo sauce, FOUR different kinds of cheese, bacon and eggs.

  Here's a couple of thoughts for you from me.

 1- If you didn't eat that kind of thing, perhaps you would not need the Raspberry Keytones. 

 2- Just because it may make you lost some weight without changing what you eat or exercising, does not mean it's going to do anything for those arteries clogged with Alfredo sauce.

 The pill doesn't replace changing what gave you the problem in the first place. I don't care what Dr. Oz says.

Dear Groovy Customer,

   If you're having a serious problem with "elimination", are you really going to not buy the tea you came in asking for because they come in boxes of 30 or 50? Seriously? You want one with how many? FOUR tea bags? Let me ask you... who sells tea bags of any kind in a box of 4. OK,, maybe little fancy gift tins at holiday time but really. Don't you think it would be convenient to have that tea on hand the next time you or your husband can't poop? I'm guessing that happens quite often,

But before I really get into those three days off...
Dear Groovy Customer,
If you want to buy the cheapest bottle of multi-vitamins we have, don't ask me if I think they are good. Because I'm going to tell you which ones ARE good.
If you keep trying to ask me in different ways if the cheap ones are ok, I'm still going to tell you they are crappy and point out which ones are better.
If you've already made up your mind...don't NEED my justification. Just stick with your choice.

Dear Groovy Customer,
I have the next three days off. I will miss you so. Truly I will. ♥

Dear Groovy Customer,
Why didn't anyone inform me that it was Entitlement Day? Did you not think this was something I would have liked to know in advance....so I could have called in sick?

Dear Groovy Customer,
In answer to your intriguing question " How much are these FREE samples?" ..... BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dear Groovy Dr. Oz Watching Customer,
It would be real helpful if you WRITE DOWN the particular item he talked about that you are interested in. "I saw it on Dr. Oz, I don't know what it's called. I don't know what it's for. It was on the show, I didn't think it would be a problem" isn't going to get you anywhere.
I don't watch Dr. Oz. Mainly because I am at work all the time. I do not have a DVR so you should not chastise me for not recording it every day and watching it so I know what you want.
When I leave work every day...I am done. I do not research conditions I don't have in my spare time when I am not getting paid.

Left over from yesterday...
Dear Groovy Customer, after you parked your jaguar and came in for that can of soda, did you really have to charge that 95 cent can on your AmEx? And you wonder why prices go up?

Dear Groovy Middle Aged Man Customer who waited quietly in line not making a sound, but then when you got to the register began to hum, while staring at me with a weird smirk humming the whole time.... totally creeped me out... Just sayin'

  Hello People!  This blog is dedicated to all of you working behind counters in stores. Not only Health Food Stores, which is the main focus of these posts.  The events we all share. The specifics may be different, but how it makes you feel is the same. 
  To help cope with the everyday battering, a sense of humor is required.  A very dark sense of humor works best I find.  
  Starting off here, some of you may have seen these same posts before from another venue. I am putting up the older ones here for anyone new.
  The sad fact is there is never a shortage of material. The G.C.s never disappoint or fail to provide new stories.
 Oh and of course,the names have been changed, or left out completely...to protect my job. Gotta relieve stress but don't really want to be homeless..